It is not well known across America that there are long and short black coffees that are the same price. To obtain a ‘long black’ in the ‘land of the free’ if you can get anyone to understand the request, could cost you four times the price of a ‘short black’. Having received our expensive ‘long black’ in America with The Long And The Short Of It Wand, we can transform it from a regular concoction of ‘poisons’, in the very least inducing a diuretic and constipated condition and spaced-out agitation and other deleterious effects, into a delightful, enlivening, rejuvenating tonic, that won’t kill you, even if you have five or six a day. “Drink me!”